Jewbag/JBag/Gary Kremer

stayhigh13k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2FWILwnHro

"Hope you die motherfucker."

Shit was fun to say when you actually didn't go in.

Can you imagine if there are after life for skydivers/base jumpers? Jim Hickey will say, "Hey, jewbag, do you wanna go jump?"

Fuck you jewbag, your hard work of transforming yourself from big bag of fat to fit body and receiving GI Bill for higher education after Marine Corp just became complete waste of time.

Some will miss your obnoxiousness, some won't, but your presence will be missed.

Can I get a Him Him?

MBA-PATTO

Re: [stayhigh13k] Jewbag/JBag/Gary Kremer

Fuck I had so much fun with that Fat fucker, the times from him being naked in the valley and other times we were always screaming at each go in go in ya fat fuck...

Skip to 6 min on this crap video from I think 2010-11 and see us playing the game we always would psyche each other out on the edge..

https://vimeo.com/124094910

I will miss that fat little jew,

He had a lot of energy and was a fun loving guy

Goodbye jewbag .... I never thought you would go but these days all my friends have gone

Say hi to the 37 of them. Tell them I dont feel like coming for a long time.

P.s That video of jewbag jumping in the snow was fucken funny shit typical jewbag ...counting down from a few metres hahhaha ..

stayhigh13k

Re: [MBA-PATTO] Jewbag/JBag/Gary Kremer

Dude, he used to be so fat. 2010 was when he lost like 50 lbs.

Did he at least stop saying "hope you die"? at the exit?

Jewbag had remarkable canopy accuracy. He landed in the inflatable swimming pool at Elsinore once, right after Jonathan Tagle pulled off same stunt. This inflatable pool is about the size of the hot tub which were surrounded by metals/wires and other un-land-able shit.

He also manage to hit/smash/land on the only non-USPA member's Mercedes at Elsinore parking lot so he was able pay for damage by using USPA insurance.

It would be awesome if there were actual afterlife, so I can give him shit for having a butter finger. How the fuck do you fumble on a PC toss? Haven't seen this Jew in years but the news brought all the memories back.

What I can say is that he was loud and fucking obnoxious as hell but he was a good person. He was the guy who would do more right things than the wrong things.

grue

Re: [stayhigh13k] Jewbag/JBag/Gary Kremer

stayhigh13k wrote: Can I get a Him Him?
(Fuckin' right you can)

FUCK HIM

Gonna miss you, my fellow oven dodger of the sky.

tgixxer

Re: [MBA-PATTO] Jewbag/JBag/Gary Kremer

That was a magical year in the Valley. that was the year that he sideswiped Jenny's new car with our rental car as we were leaving the BASEhouse. I wanted to kill him for that one but I was really hard to truly be mad at him.

msxxfast

Re: [tgixxer] Jewbag/JBag/Gary Kremer

Holy shit. I was coming here for something else and saw the headline. WTF. Jen and I used to jump with him all the time at Perris. He always used to say "Hope you die" when we jumped. I remember when he first got into BASE, but we never went off any exits together. I still have the damn Menorah candles he bought when we invited him over for Christmas. Hell, he still has an old Pilot canopy I gave him for ground launching Wow, Had. :( WTF

I know he was abrasive but he was a funny mother### and really had a good heart if you really knew him. Tragic.

Marianne

msxxfast

Re: [stayhigh13k] Jewbag/JBag/Gary Kremer

HAHAHA! I remember the Mercedes. He said that he knew he was gonna smash a car and there was a BMW in the parking lot as well. He said he actually had to make a choice because they were both German he wasn't going to hit the other cars. It had to be either the BMW or the Mercedes. He said he chose the Mercedes because they made the ovens/gas chambers or whatever. Seriously. lol

JaredoftheRocks

Re: [msxxfast] Jewbag/JBag/Gary Kremer

msxxfast wrote:
I know he was abrasive but he was a funny mother### and really had a good heart if you really knew him. Tragic.
Amen to that. One of the kindest, funniest mother fuckers on 2 legs.